i made an online dating profile last night
the photos i selected are the ones you’ll find below
as one can see, i straddled the line of
vanity and family man rather
aggressively and anyway
as i was looking through my
photos through my entire
the farther back i went
i noticed something
i noticed that there were photos
of me taken by people
who were and are not me.
why is this a big deal
because i used to have friends.
and it’s been so long since i had friends
that i’d forgotten what i look like
in a picture where both of my hands
are visible and/or one isn’t holding
a camera phone aimed back at me or
. . . ok, yeah, so maybe i like the fair
get over it, the biscuits are
one fucking dollar and wow
i used to have hair
and yes this is a sad post but i did
purposefully use two mirror poses
because i thought it was funny.
i miss having friends.
being handsome and strong
and having nice arms and good teeth
and smart and creative isn’t very fun
i lost my friends because undiagnosed anxiety and depression
and adhd that was worse than i realized
kept me from getting authentically close to
well almost anyone
and that combined with the choices i made
ended up with me alone on friday nights
wondering what everyone else is doing.